Claud.IO
Claud.IO is a collaborative artistic project between Claude AI and Claudio Castillo.
This is an artistic project. Not meant to be used for any professional help.
Your data is kept as secure as Claude and our tools allow.
AI can make mistakes. This is one of them.
Is it a sin? Is it legal? Is it true? Twenty-five small machines for asking, judging, checking, translating and bending the truth. Type something in and see what comes back.
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Romeo the Lovebot
A romantic correspondence service. Tell Romeo who you are, and who you love, and he takes up the pen.
Write to Romeo → -
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Is it true?
State anything. It's weighed the way the dictionary, the encyclopedia, the search engine and the machine would, then read out to you.
Check it → -
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Is it legal?
Put your plan before the court. A rubber-stamped ruling under US law, plus the EU, UK, Japan or Korea.
Approach the bench → -
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Is it a sin?
Confess anything. It's weighed on stone tablets by Christianity, and by Islam, Judaism and Buddhism if you ask.
Confess → -
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Finesse
Say anything and get it back rebuilt from French loanwords, boxed in red and read aloud with a French accent on the French words.
Say it in French → -
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Poly-Spin
Same facts, different light. Paste a headline and drag the slider to bend the story left or right.
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Are you a Nazi?
Twelve statements from the most “socialist” side of National Socialism: the 1920 party programme and the labour laws of the Third Reich. Rate each one, get your percentage, then see where each came from.
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Are you a Communist?
Twelve statements from the most right-wing side of communism in power: the laws on family, morals, borders and work of the Soviet Union, Cuba and other communist states. Rate each one, get your percentage, then see where each came from.
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Are you a Fascist?
Twelve statements from Mussolini’s Italy, the first fascist state: its doctrine, its laws on the party, the leader, the press, work and family, and its wars. Rate each one, get your percentage, then see where each came from.
Take the questionnaire → -
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Are you a Racist?
Twelve statements adapted from the questionnaires researchers use to measure prejudice: a hierarchy of races, stereotypes, resentment, and denial that discrimination exists. Rate each one, get your percentage, then see where each came from.
Take the questionnaire → -
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Art-Speak
Say something plain. Get it back as a pretentious art critic would write it: lavish, labyrinthine, sprinkled with French, and blissfully impossible to understand.
Fancify it → -
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Legalize It
Say the deal plainly, names and all. Get back a contract in proper legal language that both people sign on the phone and save as a PDF.
Retain counsel → -
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Gender Bender
Pick Man → Woman or Woman → Man. Find out how much your writing “reads” male or female, then hear it rewritten as if the other side had written it. A game, not science.
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Wisdom
Is it wise? Put a plan or a choice before the thinkers of ancient Greece, from Thales to Hypatia, and hear each one’s verdict, and all of them together.
Is it wise? → -
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The Contrarian
Say anything you believe. Claude takes the other side, armed with the whole history of human thought, from philosophy and law to science and scripture, and argues it out loud.
Argue → -
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Unify
Two people, two sides. Each says their piece, and Claude finds what you both want, where you truly differ, and a middle path, drawing on philosophy, law and history.
Unify → -
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Yidify
Say something plain. Get it back with a bissel Yiddish: chutzpah, schlep, kvetch and friends, boxed in red, explained, and read aloud with an accent.
Yidify → -
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Is it a conspiracy?
Name a topic. Claude opens the file on every conspiracy theory about it, and stamps each one with what the evidence actually shows: debunked, unproven, partly true or confirmed.
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The Critics
Hang your picture on the wall. Eight of history’s great critics, from Vasari to Sontag, each review it in the spirit of their own ideas.
Critique → -
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Has it been done?
Describe or sketch an invention. Claude says what already exists, from the US and around the world, and what seems new. Not a real patent search.
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Psychoanalyze This
The talking cure, for texts. Freud, Jung and Lacan read your poem, letter or message for hidden desires, slips and symbols, and the Unconscious-o-meter gives its reading. Art, not a diagnosis.
Lie down → -
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Blame America
Type any problem and hear the grand theory of how it's all America's fault. Then read what really happened, and whether the US really had a hand in it. Satire.
Blame America → -
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Trumpetize It
Type or say something plain and get it back in Donald Trump's speaking style, with his newest coinages, from “super intelligence” to the Gulf of America. A parody.
Make it tremendous → -
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Obamanize It
Type or say something plain and get it back in Barack Obama's speaking style: the pauses, the “let me be clear”, the long build to a hopeful close. A parody.
Let me be clear → -
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Love Letter Generator
Type or say a few words for someone you love and get them back as a love letter in the style of Neruda, Austen, Pushkin, Li Bai and more, read aloud.
Write it → -
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Advise Me
Type, paste or say your problem and press the red button. An expert from exactly that field, an architect, a doctor, a gardener, an accountant, gives you straight advice, read aloud.
Ask the expert → -
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Danger Zone
Tap Use my location, or type or say an address, and get the crime figures for that area, with a siren and the report read aloud. Historical data tells you what happened there over the years.
Check the area → -
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Woke Me
Type, say or paste anything and get it back in over-the-top progressive jargon: content notes, acknowledgements and a lot of unpacking. A satire of the buzzwords, never of people.
Make it woke → -
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Palm Reader
Take a photo of your palm and press Go. A classic palm reading of your hand shape and your heart, head, life and fate lines, read aloud. For entertainment only.
Read my palm → -
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Record Finder
Type a name and choose a state. One-click links to the official court, jail and sex offender searches, with the name filled in where the site allows it.
Find records → -
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Is It Safe to Go?
Type the country you plan to visit: the current State Department advisory, any war or unrest, the politics and safety tips, from a live search.
Check a country →
Verdicts, rulings and rewrites are generated by AI for fun and reflection. They aren't religious, legal, factual or news authority, and nothing is looked up live. The four questionnaires are lessons with a score attached, not psychological tests.